I love to swear

I don't have many bad habits. Growing up with two smokers made me vow never to smoke cigarettes. Okay, occasionally I drink a little too much. But I'm not an every day sort of drinker.

But I love to swear! I don't know when this habit took hold. I think it was a gradual thing, from goody two shoes to swearing like a sailor. I take a great deal of satisfaction with a well-placed F Bomb. I think it surprises some people!

Oh, I don't swear much around folks I don't know or in professional work situations. Much. I didn't swear around the kids until they got older.

But I do love to swear. I'll be the little old lady talking dirty in the retirement home someday. It will be cute! Or not.