Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloweens of my childhood



Back the the day, at Washington Elementary, Halloween meant going home for lunch and dressing up in my chosen costume. Pat Bullock had a sewing machine, but the only things I remember her ever sewing was two costumes - a clown and a black cat with a long black tail.

I'm sure I was each of those two things sometime through the years. In sixth grade Paula Bacon and I dressed in my dad's Korean War uniforms, complete with boots. But I don't really recall many of my costumes. I think we often went the purchased costume with plastic mask and a rubber band to hold it on. After we'd walk back to school on Halloween Day, we'd await the younger classes to start the parade through each classroom, ending up in the gymnasium where parents were in the audience. It was quite exciting.

Then in the evening, we'd begin our trek around the neighborhood with brown paper grocery sack clutched in hand. We'd walk door to door, block to block, coming home with several pounds of candy. And oh we knew where the good stuff was. The Crabtrees always gave out quarters and popcorn balls.

Even back when I was young, people started doing evil things to candy to injure kids. Is there anything creepier? But hell, we considered our whole side of town our neighbors. Few people left their porch lights off. The "old folks" (they were probaby 52 years old..) seemed to be so tickled at seeing each costume.

One year tragedy struck Atlantic on Halloween. One of the Hackwell children was struck by a car and killed crossing the street in the dark. The Hackwells were a notorious family in town. They had lots of children and lived on the edge of town in a rickety farmhouse by the cemetery. Glen was in our class. While I didn't realize why at the time, we shunned Glen throughout grade school.

Today I realize it was a social class thing, but back then I just thought (as everyone in class said) Glen Hackwell had cooties and germs. We'd inoculate ourselves from the germs if he touched us. Poor kid. I feel bad about it today. I recall Glen attended our 20th class reunion, bringing his grandchild along. He was a trucker, and was featured in a news story for moving a home from outside of town into town.

As with everything, it seems, Halloween today is much more commercialized and flashy. I still like it, but a little part of me longs for the days when kids swarmed the streets wrangling sweets from willing townfolk.


This is one of my fave pics of my kids at Halloween.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Online dating

Not me, of course. I'm blessed that I found my soulmate at age 20. Though I didn't realize it until the ripe 'ol age of 23 or so...Pablo the Poolboy is the model everyone is looking for in a mate. Everyone who is me, anyway. Perfect, but not too, cuz that would be boring! And most importantly, he puts up with me.

But I have considered...what would it be like to be single and (gulp) 52? Some of my very best friends are single. I know they each know that nobody needs someone else to "complete" them. Just like no couple has a "better half". But it is nice to have somebody you can count on. Someone to do things with and to tell about your day.

Some of my single friends would still like to meet that person. Maybe not the love of their lives, but someone to have fun with. It's not easy to meet people in our busy world. So those single ladies have tried on-line dating services - such as EHarmony, Match.com and some other ones less known.

They've kept me filled in on their experiences. Person A has had a couple long term dating relationships with guys she met online.

Person B (we'll call her R.Dob) decided to take advantage of a "Free" month on one of the online services. She got all signed up and took hints from her friends who were veterans of online dating. She started slowly, waiting for guys to "wink" at her online. Then they began emailing each other and graduated to talking on the phone. Once it was time to meet Rob, I mean Person B, met this guy at a restaurant she was familiar with. The opened wiht smalltalk and ordered drinks and appetizers. After the waitress left (this was January) the first thing out of the guy's mouth was, "What do you think about that Jigaboo we elected as president?"

RACIST ALERT! Person B said, thinking he was joking around, "What did you say?" and he repeated it. My buddy, being the open-minded and intelligent person that she is, called him on it. She said you're a liar - "you misrepresented yourself as a good guy, but you're a racist!" She threw down $10 and left him in her dust. She had a couple other experiences with guys who weren't over their last relationship and a guy who was still married. Note to all you singles out there. Free month isn't the time to try online dating!

Finally Person C, we'll call her Dogs/Pool/Big House/Warm Heart lady with a great laugh. She tried a free service and discovered the guy she met for coffee (an out of towner) was on his way from visiting his son in prison. Umm baggage alert.

I've also heard lots of success stories from online dating. So keep trying ladies! (and keep relating those funny stories!)

Halloween






Even though I rarely dress up, I love Halloween. This a.m., I chuckled watching the Today Show. The whole crew dressed up like Star Wars Characters. Matt drove in, as Luke of course, in some type of rocket ship. His hatch popped open and he said "Gee I was busy on my laptop" aka Northwest Airlines pilots who missed their stop in Minneapolis. Clever!

Al Roker was Han Solo. He asked Darth - hey is Jabba the Hut related to Pizza? Funny stuff. Hoda was Yoda of course. Kathy Lee - C3PO. Meredith was Princess Leia, complete with face widening braids. It reminded me how much I love that movie. It was unlike anything we'd ever seen before. Al Roker said he saw it three times the first day. Yep, he's one of those! Nerd alert.

The show also had a costume contest. People are so very creative! My fave was the winner - a gal who spent a week on her costume. Her head stuck through a railroad track, which featured a little body with dangy widdo wegs and feet, and a train on it's way to smash the damsel in distress. What a hoot!



Another bit of media cleverness for Halloween comes right from our own Creston News Advertiser. The two young sports writers dressed as the old media curmudgeons of town - Creston Radio sportscaster Gary Bucklin and CNA newsbeat/sports writer Larry Peterson. See the photo below.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Clumsy seester






My sissies above




I didn't use to be the clumsy sister (or seester as my sis's and I refer to ourselves). That was Betso, or Susi or Cindy. Not me!

As I said before on this site, I was a coordinated jocky little tom boy. I did tell you how I broke my arm - but that was no clumsy fall. I jumped from the top of the slide at my nursery school in order to escape the boys. Unfortunately I toppled onto my arm. In a controlled unclumsy fashion.

Susi on the other hand, broke her arm swinging on the neighbor's willow tree. Cindy broke her arm falling on our outside concrete steps on the ice. Betsy had no breaks that I recall but she had a whole lotta stitches. Cuz she was girly, floppy and well clumsy.

When Betsy was little - 5 maybe, she was with our sitter Lulabelle (yep that's what we all called her). Lula came when my folks were out of town overnight. She was in her 60's back then and a widdalady (widow). We loved having Lulabelle sit when we were young cuz she sure could cook. She would bake both sugar and chocolate chip cookies in one day! And she made the best fried chicken with real mashed potatoes evah. The next day she'd use the leftover chicken and make real homemade noodles for chix and noodles.

This particular day Lula was double-dipping. Sitting Betso Bean and Anne Swisher at the same time. They were at Swisher's house and they had a dog with a bad leg. I think it was a Dalmatian. Betsy decided to touch the dog's bad leg and was rewarded with a bite to the face.

I'm not sure if I was there or not (touch the leg Betsy I dare you!) No that really was more Cindo's style. But I seem to remember being at Dr. Wilcox's old office in downtown Atlantic when they stitched her up. The lore of the day is that Betsy bit the nurse when they tried to put the stitches in, and the nurse had to have a tetanus shot! So Bets always had a little scar on her cheek until high school when she had micro-surgery to stitch it up finer.

Betsy was always flopping around the house, doing cartwheels and handstands. We had a large formal living room that was perfect for that activity. There were big picture windows one could see one's self in at night. Cindy practiced cheers in there. "Hey the Trojans are out to get you tonight, so hey you Trojans fight with all your might!" (the team not the condoms)

We also had nice hardwood floor in our hallway and Dad would place his leather briefcase there when he came in on Fridays. (Probably to head to our wet bar for a stiff one...). One night Betsy came sliding out in her stocking feet, lost her balance and nailed the briefcase with her head. Stitches. Another time she got 'em due to "ringing" the pretend doorbell in our fort in the woods.

I never did have stitches until I gave birth to numero uno child, and we won't even talk about where those went! But now, suddenly I've begun to have clumsy mishaps causing injury to my body. First, just under 3 years ago after brunch at Susan's with the girls, I fell walking in cold weather. My damn knee just gave out and my hand was in my pocket.
Hmmm what's uglier - the eye or the hair?

My head bounced on the damn highway like a basketball. I bent my glasses, which gashed my face and got a black eye. My buddies (yeah some friends they are) had all run ahead and didn't even see it happen. But they did come to my rescue and luckily a guy I know pulled up to the stop sign and saw me getting up. He drove us back to Susan's and to my car. I bawled when I got home and called Paul. Embarrassed and hurt -good thing he had witnesses that he didn't do it. I don't heal quickly and had that black eye for some 6 weeks. Argh.

Last spring I fell on the steps and Joan's and this week, again on the damn steps. I hope this doesn't become the norm. I vow to be more careful!


On Friday Doc Hoyt ordered X-rays and diagnosed an emulsion fracture - my ligament pulled a bit of bone away from the main bone. Must have been the snap I heard when it happened. Black boot for 3 weeks. Uck. (with an F)


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

New BFF

I just met my new best friend - Chris the masseuse. Remember a few months ago when I was having shoulder/neck issues? I went to my first evah chiro - Dr. Wes, another UNI grad Hawk fan, but all in all nice guy.

Doc Wes liked to pop my back and neck every week or two weeks, for months. While he helped me stop the bad spasms I didn't feel like I was actually healing. So when I had my hysterectomy, I discontinued treatments. So no popping for the past 3 month.

My shoulder/neck continues to bug me periodically, but no worse than last summer. Will I always feel like this? Baby girl Amy wanted a massage for her bday, so I set up an appointment for her with my 'ol buddy Jules in Boulder. That got me to thinking - why don't I too have a massage? But where?

It seems Doctor Wes at Waukee Wellness has a masseuse that comes in each week. I'm a little picky - I don't want just any 'ol hands rubbing on my white whale body! Andrea, the receptionist at Doc Wes's (a good Cyclone Fan) vouched for the masseuse and I signed up. In the small world Dept. Andrea's hubby Evan sits right by us at Cyclone games. I met him and their little guy (age 1) at the office last spring/summer. Then at the Army Cyclone game I noticed them all sitting by us! Just took me a minute to remember where I'd seen her before. Go Clones!

So today was the day - my very first evah full massage. I've had reflexology and a facial, even a 15 minute version of a massage. But never a full hour massage. Ahhh couldn't wait.

Did I tell you about my clumsy spell? Welp Monday night I trotted down the steps after talking to Pablo the Pool Boy. He must have left me all distracted, as once again I missed that last step. Thump! My heel caught the edge of that step and I jammed my toe into the carpet, over-extending my foot. Man did that hurt! F*&!$!# Meou! (didn't want Joan to hear me wimper)

I took off from work early today and I was shopping (no buying) at Merle Hay (sad to see all the closed storefronts) when Andrea called me to say they'd had a cancellation. So I buzzed right over and met Chris the masseuse. She explained her system and stepped out while I stripped down to my skivvies and hopped facedown onto the special table, covering up with a cotton blankie.

Chris came in and put a nice warm pad on me while she worked on my legs, being very gentle to the black and blue right foot. Then she worked her way up to my wacked left scapula. She kneaded the exact spot it hurts! She can feel the knot there. Ah it hurt so good. I loved it when she used her elbow to dig into muscles. She even did my scalp and face. It was muy relaxo.

Chris is a petite woman, I'd estimate early 40's, former Catholic now wife of Presby minister. Mom of 4 - oldest in college. She is highly educated and only realized after many years of college and what sounds like several degrees that she wanted to learn the art of massage - a one year course. She's also done personal training at the Y. She's a way nice lady. My new friend - with benefits - that I pay.

Think I'll go back when I can afford my friend again!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Rats!


Oh those jokesters in Underground Storage Tanks (that's the section at work near my cubicle). They've decorated one of their co-workers cube with critters - such as rubber rats. Each time I walk by on the way to the potty or frig, those creatures catch my eye and I reminisce about the way Sal, Vic and I terrorized Jane (Joan Von Flake) years ago.

You might recall Vic, Jane and Sal were my college roomies all those years ago. We always had fun shopping, especially around Halloween! Vicki could get me laughing so hard I would tear up and drool. I like that kinda friend!

Jane, who grew up on a farm outside Colo, Iowa, was terrified of rats. (Note - I don't actually like the damn things myself, but it was Jane who was known for it!). See I'm chuckling while writing this because I just remember the really funny part of the story.

So Vic and I were shopping at North Grand Mall, and there in Hallmark were life sized rubber rats. We decided to get one to torture Jane with. They were black with a mouth opening to a hollow body and ratlike tail. We critiqued each one - wanting to find the perfect rat for our friend.

Then we had to find just the "right" place in our apartment to scare the bejesus out of Jane. We settled on sticking him (had to be a male rat, right?!) under the couch with mainly his rat tail showing easily. I believe we were all in the living room when she was talking. Right in the middle of her sentence she jumped up and said "what in the hell is that?" Of course we howled at her expense.

After that we all delighted in putting the rat all over our apartment. She'd go into the bathroom and find Mr. Rat on the back of the toilet. She'd open a cupboard and he'd be smiling at her. He became our lil pet.

And then there was the trick Jane did with that rat. You see we drank a little beer in those days. Jane would pretend she felt like puking and then puke beer from her mouth into the rat's mouth - complete with sound effects. And then re-drink it. That trick sent us to gales of hilarity each time!

Monday, October 26, 2009

I loves my homies

Breakfast on Monday mornings with my homies at S&K Cafe in Creston makes the day much easier to get through. I've splained before about how depressing Sunday evenings are - what with all my ironing, packing and such. Dreading leaving my honey buns, the pets, and well..my bed. But when I get to start Monday morning with the fun loving, shit-giving and caring gals that are my homies, I'm starting the day out right! This a.m. I had the added bonus of getting to bring an old friend along to the festivities - Mary Faber of Eburg, Iowa is visiting town today and tomorrow and is staying at chez Goldsmyth. Mary was one of the first people I met in Ctown -way back in 1987. She was in charge of recruiting new members to Beta Sigma Phi the social sorority in town. 

Who could say no to such a warm and caring voice? Not me. Plus I had NO friends and no job, besides 1 year old Amy whom I was tending to day and night. I was dying to get out and meet people. I remember distinctly that Mar even came to get me that first meeting. I believe Bobbie and Mendy also rode along to Gwen Buck's house. It was so exciting! I met several life-long friends in that little group. Sharon, Diana (Dee) and Bobbie to name three. And Mary, who moved away from me something like 10 years ago. Insert tears here. Mar is so easy to talk to, and is interesting, smart and funny. Plus she oozes empathy, so folks seem to find it easy to tell her all their troubles. My breakfast homies today included Nancy, Susan, Pat, Patti, Mary, Lucy, Bobbie and Deb the bday girl. Most of us wore our Half Marathon shirts and medals. Heck Patti even brought her trophy from the Balloon Days race. Mary took the photos, so I'm sad to say she's not in any of my shots. Typical though - she caught us in our natural state here - laughing! I loves my homies! (and a gal from Eburg!)