Thursday, January 31, 2013

Scattershots

Congrats to me and Pick it Up Goldsmith

If you live in Iowa, you will be happy to know that DNR saves cash (or something) by printing all the certificates of service at the beginning of the year. Yep - even though I won't celebrate my 5th anniversary with the state until December 19th, I received my certificate at a touching ceremony this week. I'm lying. There was no ceremony either. My supe Jen dropped it off at my cubicle Tuesday. Woohoo!

I haven't really felt deserving of any type of award lately. I don't know what the problem is, but January has not been a good month for me. I've been...distracted. A hangover from the whole move and loss of my bro-in-law Boldie? Getting used to my new living situation? Heck, I don't know. Regardless, I need to get with the program and refocus. I'm not a perfectionist (as you probably can tell from my blogs...) but I do take pride in my work. I feel my work product has been less than stellar lately - dumb errors and omissions. It's time to suck it up and do better. February - here I come!

Speaking of work, it was Soup Day at work today - to benefit the Food Bank. Elaine, the Underground Storage Tanks Supervisor put together this Top 10 list: (ya gotta remember it's for DNR nerds...)
… Least Popular Dishes at the IDNR/IDALS Food Bank Luncheon:
10. Smokey Emerald Ash Borer Bisque
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8. Lake Rathbun Zebra Mussel Mulligatawny
7 . Leek & Leachate Vichyssoise (that’s French for soup)
6. Love Canal Toxic Soup
5. Nutrient Strategy Stew
4. Receding Flood Waters Consomme
3. Egg Drop in a Pheasant Reduction
2. Butternut Squash & Baby Decorah Eagle Borsch
…. And the Number 1 Least Popular Dish at the IDNR/IDALS Food Bank Luncheon……..
 
 
1. Chronic Wasting Gumbo

I thought it was pretty clever! Kind of edgy - my type of humor.


Speaking of work. My pal Robyn sent me this photo of the two of us from our get-together in Colorado in September. I put it up in my cubicle (plus a pic of our whole group that weekend) and it makes me smile each day. That's a Cutie tangerine on my calculator - those things are tasty!

Last:
I dragged Paul to Dillard's last night to get himself some clothes - on sale! While he paid, I snuck over for purse visitation. Ahhhh

My little buddy - Elroy (Jud) is coming to visit this weekend! Can't wait to see him. We're taking him to Jethro's in Waukee tomorrow night about 7ish - so anyone in the DSM area, stop on by.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

It's my boy Elroy's birthday


Okay his name is really Judson David (he prefers Jud). But I AM my father's daughter so I can't call people by their real names, now can I? Nope. You must remember the Jetsons (a few people thought that was Judson's name..) - or you are a youngster. Meet George Jetson, Jane his wife, daughter Judy, his boy Elroy (cue Chopsticks on the piano). I loved the noise the spaceships made.

And so my boy has always been my boy Elroy. It was a wonderful day in my life, the day Jud was born. He was due on January 27th, and that Monday, January 30th, I rolled over in bed and my water sprung a little leak. I felt it pop. I called work, First National Bank in Creston, and let them know that I wouldn't be in. Amy, age 3, was fired up to be a big sis. Paul went to work until I could call the clinic to find out what would happen next.

Dr. Young's office told me to come in to the clinic, so we dropped Amy off at our our sitter Carol Frank's house and headed to see the doc. Yep, it was our day to have a baby. I took my suitcase and headed to the hospital. Back then we stayed three days or so when when we had a baby.

As I checked into the hospital and Paul and I headed down the corridor, a very sad family was leaving. We found out later it was the family of 12 year old Callie Jo Spainhower. That morning, on her way to school, she was hit by a car and died. The death of a child for one family, and the excitement of impending birth for another. Jud's birthday never goes by without me thinking of that family and their loss.

Dr. Mark Young, Mr. Natural, was determined that I would go into labor all by myself - but my body had other ideas. Finally he came to the hospital after 5 p.m. and put me on a pitocin drip, to get labor going. Still it took a while - Paul had time to hang out in the nursery and listen to a basketball game. That was after I threw a wash cloth at him. Women in labor do things like that. Just after 11:30 p.m. (he's still kind of a night owl today) he made his appearance. I was shocked - a boy! 9 pounds 4 ounces.

Amy had stayed overnight with the McFees. We called her the next morning to tell her the big news. She was a little disappointed - she was expecting a sister after all. Paul brought her out later that day to see him. Paul also brought along a little green sleeper with a deer on it for him - so cute! Since he was kind of a blob and didn't do much, she was more interested in the hospital room. At one point she pulled the nurse's Call string in the bathroom and one poked her head in to see if I was okay.

Jud and Kara
 If I thought parenting a second child would be like parenting Amy, I discovered quickly that wasn't true! Jud was his own little self from the start. He has grown up to be a fine young man. I am proud to call myself Jud's mom. Happy Birthday!

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

I'm calmer now

I've calmed down after yesterday. You may have seen my post on Facebook about the buzz. At 5:30 yesterday morning when I let the little black wiener dog out for her morning constitutional, I heard an alarm noise coming from the basement. Yikes! After I finished my morning routine, I went down to see what was going on.

Upon first check, I couldn't see what the problem was. the noise seemed to be located in the first room, where there are lots of walls and floors. Noises tend to bounce. A lot. I checked both smoke alarms. Then I began to panic and started yanking the batteries out. Did I mention the alarm noise was really high pitched an annoying? It must have been irritating for the poor puppy. Still the noise didn't stop.

Paul came down and tried to assist. We looked at all the plug ins for the TV and the lights. We checked the furnace, but the noise hardly reached that room. Paul seemed unconcerned because he couldn't even hear it upstairs (I blame driving tractors in his youth). I got a bit pissy. It was a stressful situation.

Where was the noise coming from? Why the hell wouldn't it stop?  I didn't want to leave for work because I was afraid we might come home and find Odie dead due to a gas leak. So Paul went off to work and I emailed my boss Jen to say I'd be late. Then I texted Kathy, the former owner of our place to see if she could shed any light on our noise torture mystery. Besides the detectors, she didn't have any thoughts on the matter. She very nicely answered though.

I finally broke down and called a local Plumbing and Heating Company who asked if I'd phoned MidAmerican Energy to check to see if we had a gas leak. Duh, why didn't I think of that? MidAmerican said they would send someone right out, and 45 minutes later my saviour knocked at the door. He had a $3,000 hand-held gas sniffer and we headed downstairs - he could hear the noise of torture right away, but he headed into the furnace room. Nope - no gas leak.

So he began to look around. A veteran at these kinds of things, he zeroed in on the battery pack for our exercise bike. When he pressed on it, the noise faltered. Waalaa! That's it. I wanted to go get a hammer and smash it. He asked for a Phillips screw driver and calmly dismantled the thing and removed the 4 apparently dead batteries that were the root of all evil. Again I wanted to bash them. On the way out the door he recalibrated our carbon monoxide detector. MidAmerican gets two thumbs up from this girl! Thank goodness I didn't end up with a $75 service call for that!

This story reminds me of a time nearly 30 years ago - I was working at Fox River Mills, the sock factory in Osage. Karla Smith and I ran the computer department and we kept hearing an alarm we thought was coming from the IBM System 38 computer. We called for service but the tech couldn't find a thing wrong with it. But we kept hearing that noise. Finally we heard that noise again - only to discover, again like a ventriloquist, it was the smoke alarm on the ceiling. The battery was going bad.

I arrived at work yesterday just in time for our 9 a.m. Staff Meeting. Not the way I planned to start my week. My love/hate relationship with electronics was starting the week with hate! But you gotta laugh.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Aunty Marty's Big Day



My Aunt Martha Bullock Lamm turns 80 on February 2nd - Groundhog Day! I think the whole family is getting together. That means husband Bill and sons Richard, David and daughter Amy will be holding a party. Their families will be there - Dave is married to Lisa and they have two children. Lauren is a high school junior and John is in eighth grade. They live in Walnut Creek, CA. Amy (yep I named my kid the same name) lives in Denver and is married to Tom Brownlee. Their children are Kate, a HS senior and Matthew, who is a freshman. We got to see them at Christmas - nice kids! Richard is super uncle to all.
Marty and Bill with grandkids  - Hawaii
Besides being named after my grandfather (Mom's dad) Herbert Leslie, I was named after Marty (Leslie Martha). Marty is my Dad's younger sister, and boy does she have a good memory (plus she is good at embellishing!Hmm maybe I got all that along with her name.) My kids love to hear her tell stories about "back in the day". Dad and Marty's youngest sister is my Aunt Jean (my sis Cindo was named after her - Cynthia Jean).

I don't think I'm making this up. Marty attended the same place my grandma (her mom) Momo did for some of her college - Ferry Hall, in Chicago. She said they found a a liquor still in the woods on campus during her break one day. Sounds exciting, no? She spent summers in Colorado at Grand Lake, and headed back that way when she got her teaching degree. She got a got teaching job in Denver, which was a much smaller town back then - and there was no I-80 between there and Atlantic, Iowa.

Marty lived with a bunch of other teachers, and she was considering going abroad to teach when she met a certain attorney named William Lamm. Marty said when they came back to Atlantic to get married, none of the family had met Bill - and my dad was so nervous that Bill wouldn't like us. Awww - what's not to like? And we sure love Bill!

Paul and I have been fortunate to stay with Marty and Bill these past few years while Amy has lived in Denver. It's been a special time for us to spend time with the two of them by ourselves. (Plus we have our own little room in the basement of their great home). And I'm glad my children have gotten to know the two of them so well. Along with Jean and Bruce who we love hanging with too - but since they live in Arizona, we don't get to see them as often. They are all important people in our lives.

I've spent some time researching genealogy and really got a kick out of it when Marty recalled her great aunts stopping down at Bullock's Store in Atlantic. It was cool to hear about people who had only been names and dates before that. She also told us that during the war her parents didn't heat the upstairs in their home at 909 Poplar in Atlantic - they hung a blanket at the top of the stairs to keep the heat downstairs. I remember the coal chute in the basement at the lovely home. Of course by the time I was visiting there it had been converted to natural gas heat. Marty told us that Dad would make her peanut butter sandwiches during those cold nights to bribe her to sleep in his bed to warm it up. That sounds like Dad...always thinking! That must be where I got my cold feet.
Photo from Hawaii - 50th Anniversary

Here's to you Aunt Martha - have a great birthday. We love you. Watch for a package - coming from love from Iowa from all your nieces.

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Book of Catholic

Awaiting the second act

Paul and I went to the musical "Book of Mormon" Thursday night - the decadent show's first night in Des Moines. My children had so very thoughtfully given me this ticket for my birthday, after Amy and I listened to the soundtrack. It was September when  headed west for my Homies get-together with high school friends. I rode with Amy from Winter Park Back to Boulder, and she had the soundtrack playing in her car. Loved it! She remembered that and the fact that I told her the show was coming to DSM. When my bday rolled around November 4 - score!
Paul with tenderloin, dirty martini

Paul and I planned a date for that night. We came home a bit early from work to let the pooch out and hang with her a while. Then we headed back downtown to have a drink and eat at our fave place from last year's stint of East Village living - The Standard. We parked on the bridge on Grand, to make for a quick getaway after the show. When you park in the ramp next to the Civic Center, it takes a while to get out of there post show.
My fish tacos, white bean soup, Lemondrop

Wow Thursday night was cold! My eyes were watering walking over to 3rd and near Court Avenue. Brrrr! A solo singer provided entertainment that night - not too loud but nice. We ordered drinks and Paul got the pork tenderloin, I was in the mood for fish tacos with white bean soup. Everything was good. For dessert - some kind of rich coffee/butterscotch martini with whipped cream. Yum.
Snagged this off Jeanne Westbrook Smith's Facebook - she attended Saturday - thumbs up!

Our seats for the show were in Row U - the kids (Amy) did a great job because they were great! Low enough to see faces and right near the middle. We didn't even need to use the binoculars we'd taken. Since I'd been listening to the soundtrack, I was familiar with all the songs - and was expecting the raunchy language. And I've watched South Park - so I know what the show writers are capable of. I hope nobody went into this production not expecting the bad language and bad taste. I didn't see anyone heading for the doors!

Yes, it makes fun of the Mormon religion. It was interesting to see the Mormon church advertising in the play booklet. It led me to ponder, "what if?" How would I feel if someone (these guys) did this on my religion - the Catholic Church? Of course, if you know me, you know I am not a staunch firm Catholic. But despite all odds - it's who I am. I believe there are a lot of good things that have come about from people of this faith.

Would I think an expletive-filled hilarious play about Catholicism was great fun? I believe that answer is yes. All religion is somewhat mysterious - it's a leap to have faith. Does it seem dis-ingenious to those of us who aren't Mormon to think that some of God's story occured right here in the United States? Does the stuff we believe seem more believable because it was longer ago and farther away? If you listen to the words of one song, you'll hear them say - maybe that's what God was going for.

It's a crazy world. I like to laugh. This musical certainly made me do that - lots and out loud. It was a fun night out with my boyfriend. Thanks to Amy and Jud for their thoughtful gift!

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Little black wiener's birthday



It's hard to believe our little puppy dog, Odie has been on this earth eight years today. It's also our niece Jordan's birthday - so that helps me remember that January 26th is an important day!
Amy used this pic to paint me a water color of Moki - it's framed in our bedroom. Love it!

We waited until the "Best Dog Ever" Moki had been gone six months or so before we began to talk about getting another dog. Amy and Jud grew up with Moki as their bro - Jud was just 1 when we got the cute lil Westie pup. When Moki was 6, he was diagnosed with diabetes, so from that time on we gave him shots twice a day to control the disease - and we had to watch his diet closely. He lived to be 13 and was the poster doggy for our local vet clinic for diabetes all those years. The kids even learned how to give the insulin shots. Moki left a big hole in our lives when he died. His urn still rests in a very important spot in our home.

So any new dog we decided to get had big paws to fill! By this time Amy was in college and Jud was already a high school frosh - so I knew as usual, most of the dog duties would fall to me. A big dog was out. Paul and Jud said they didn't want another Westie. I looked at Boston Terriers, Pugs, Fox Terriers. All nixed by the boys. Finally Dad's girlfriend Kay, who had a kennel and trained dogs back in the day, suggested a miniature dachshund the same breed Betsy had gotten the year before after years of cat ownership. (the cats finally croaked). Hmmm all agreed, that breed would work!

Now, where to get the little guy, or in this case female. I decided I would like another girl in the house. I didn't luck out like I did when I looked for Westies (an ad popped up in the local paper). I found a breeder in Centerville online, and made arrangements to pick one up the day Jud had a soccer game in Albia, just north of there.

Pondville Pups - most likely a puppy mill, looking back. But what a strange trip! We found the place outside town, and went into the house. The pup was the last of a litter - she was in a crib in the farmhouse that had many pictures of Jesus prominently displayed. The religious channel played loudly on television in the background as we signed the papers. The Mammas name was Abbie something, and the daddy was a dog from down the lane. When I think back about the strange breeder lady, I think about Tammy Fay without all the makeup. Before we left, she clutched Odie to her breast and said (with southern accent, because it IS southern Iowa), "Well, Little Abbie, have a good life and I'll see you again one day!" Paul and I just looked at each other quizzically. Then drove off quickly.

We went to Jud's soccer game where Odie got all the attention. She was so cute - at 12 weeks doxie's noses are not yet long. She was so confused about where she was. Jud rode home from the game with us and Odie slept. That night she cried (we tried the kennel thing). She ended up sleeping with him.

This breed is very stubborn. She was a little tough to house train, but once trained she has had very few accidents. And she's yard trained - she will not run away from our house. Odie is much less naughty than Moki was. He was the Houdini about getting out of Kennels and getting food. Odie is just resigned to her place in life - "I'm here and the food is there". She doesn't open any cupboards or climb on chairs to get to things. In Moki's defense - he did put himself in timeout once he got caught - he'd go into his kennel for a couple hours.

I was the "alpha" dog trainer for both our dogs, but when I began commuting in 2008, Paul got to be in charge half the week - so Odie had part of the week when she had to look to him as her boss. It was confusing! On Sundays when she saw me packing, she would get depressed. Paul said she would be that way on Mondays, the first day I was gone too. Then should would adjust.

We were lucky that we had great in-home dog sitters in Creston - Lila and Bill Kleckner. I met Lila when she worked at the courthouse in the Auditor's office and I worked at the landfill and stopped in there often. Lila took over dog duties for Joanie, who used to come to the house and sit Moki when we traveled. Then Joanie got married, and didn't have time. When we got Odie, she didn't have special diabetes needs, so Lila just took her home. We liked that better than a kennel!

Odie is very aptly named - her eyes, like the Garfield cartoon dog, are very expressive. And she can spring with all 4 feet about 2 feet. Odie is wonderful to come home to - she is always so happy to see me. Her new routine is that she wants a Dingo as a reward for being good each day (Pavlov's dog had nothing on Odie). She will sit by the cupboard if I forget, and stare at it lovingly and intently. She is not supposed to beg while we're eating at the table, but once we're done eating, she does get scraps off our plates. Oh how she loves that!
Odie gives me "the look"

Odie loves Jud and Amy (who she thinks is named Sissy). When I tell her "Jud is coming home", she starts looking out the window. She also loves a lot of my girlfriends from Creston - Deb (who isn't a dog person but somehow Odie bonded to her), Bobbie, Diana, Lucy, Joan Weis and some others I'm forgetting. When she sees those people she does a little scream of joy and flops at their feet (no peeing thank goodness) and lays on her back at their feet. Then she'll scramble as they make their way into the room - to get the best spot for their attention. Sometimes she has to bring them her dollies (stuffed toys).

Like any good dog bred for rodent killing, she shakes dollies to break their necks. She's a whiz at chewing them open in record time to get the squeaker out. One time I had book club at my house in Creston and one by one, Odie got her toys out - showing off like a 3 year old. She also burrows under the covers at night, but by morning she's usually laying between us like a kid.

So happy birthday little doggy - you bring us great joy and we love you!

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Trash Be Gone


Last week I visited a manufacturing facility that promotes itself as "Zero Landfill". I know - it's hard to get one's mind around. How do they do that?

The company is West Liberty Foods (WLF) - formerly known as Louis Rich. they're the ones that prepare and slice turkey for Subway. They have 3 plants - one in West Liberty (duh), the one I visited in Mount Pleasant (employs around 500) and one at a town about an hour north of Salt Lake City, Utah.

I got to visit WLF to sit in on an audit they were doing on their Environmental Management System. I met their EMS manager, Michele Boney, a year ago at a conference. She is one of those "just try and stop me" kinda people, and she's fortunate to have top management on her side. They have bought into the environmental direction she feels they need to go. The company has invested a great deal of time and effort into "being green". And not in a Kermit the Frog kinda way.

WLF installed the Environmental Management System program in the mid 2000s. For their next act, in the past year they went zero landfill. Yikes! I can picture dealing with most items. Recycling is a no-brainer for tree-huggers like me. and they had recycling containers everywhere. They have also arranged for a compost company called Green RU out of Eddyville to collect their organic waste twice a week. But there are some types of waste - like bathroom waste - what do you do with that? WLF is fortunate. There is a cement kiln in their area that is looking for material to burn with coal to help boost the BTUs.

Michele says WLF recycles and reuses everything they can, and sends the rest to the incinerator for energy use. Landfill managers across Iowa are not thrilled with this turn of events - they are losing tons from their facilities. Solid Waste in Iowa is required by state code to be delivered to solid waste facilities within the "Planning Area" the waste was generated in. The WLF material (note I changed terms) is now going out of area - because now it's fuel!

I know - confusing. DNR's Solid Waste section writes permits for solid waste facilities for landfills and transfer stations - but they don't write permits for incinerators. That duty falls to the Air Quality folks. Still - controversial. In the meantime, WLF continues to strive to increase the tons they recycle and reduce what they send to the incinerator. They have purchased a machine that steams plastic to clean meat residue off of it - a reason recyclers haven't wanted it in the past.

I got to see the WLF water treatment plant which was pretty interesting. I must say though - trying to be landfill free isn't easy. The water treatment plant guy let us know it too! He had some items sitting around his shop that he just didn't know what to do with. He needed a matchmaker to help him funnel things to the right place. Figuring out how to recycle and compost everything from our HyVee carryout lunch was interesting though - so I could feel his pain!

Speaking of EMS - our consultants put together a logo for the program I oversee at work. I did get my baby girl, Amy's input (you may recall she is a fab Graphic Designer in Denver) after they sent some initial designs. Here is the finished product.