The DNA knows

Why would you trash this?

I imagine a day when we all have our DNA test kits - and can track down just who dumped that McDonald's bag in front of the Goldsmith townhome last Sunday. There was still ice in the cups. And then on the corner - a bag leftovers from someone's dog. A trash can was right across the street in the park. Lazy asses!

I just read that some high rise (far away from DSM) was resorting to testing doggy DNA because people were allowing their pets to crap in the hallways and elevators. I wonder if the pooches get booted out on their tails if they're the stinky offenders.

I think the stockade in the middle of town would be a place worth of litterbugs - so they could be ridiculed right to their faces. Okay, maybe that's all a bit invasive, as much as I dream of hunting down those dirty rat bastards who think the world is their trash can.

For now we'll need to stick with reporting litterbugs: Call 1.888.NOLITTR (1-888-665-4887) to report littering from a vehicle.